Session 9: Gloomy West Indies

We beached our dinghy at the first piece of shore and Mariana set about investigating sounds from the shadows where she was besieged by psychedelic macaws.

After dispatching 3 of the 6 birds the remaining flock exploded with fractal light leaving our party retching, dazed and confused.

Adam offended by Bart’s stench stumbled back to the water as Bart pursued, Mariana sat down assuming her blindness to be drink related while I was unable to remember where I was or who was calling out around me.

Eventually sight slowly returned and I saw an unknown woman sitting nearby. As a group we stumbled about, eventually gathering to investigate murmurings to the north.

As we approached a makeshift camp we saw a bound, beautiful lady (whom Bart advised was the kidnapped lady we had been sent to find) held by a raving hobo who quickly dispersed after our Cap’n drew pistol.

We secured our dinghy and rested, then set out to bring the hobo to justice.

Cap’n and Adam ate some wall fungus to prepare for what laid ahead and we stumbled upon a strange hermit crab ritual.

The crabs, whose eccentric shells glowed with arcane symbols, rushed us only to become sushi on the lagoon floor and we recovered their hostage the raving hobo. In a cavern to the south we met 2 common fisher folk who had crawled down into the cave to fish the pitch.

Denver Branson and Bek Brooks, as they introduced themselves, told us of the crabs and cult that control this cove and we made the heroic decision to clear them out.

Our next encounter with the crabs ended as quickly as it began when Adam called forth devilish tentacles to tear our foes assunder. As we continued we encountered a gruesome altar of dismemberment surrounded by 6 of the pollock people.

Adam again called forth tentacles to hentai the heck out of the dastardly denizens of the (not too) deep.

Cap’n shot true and showered us in oyster rock’fellr, as shells continued to block our earnest attacks.

Though it took some time we were triumphant and ventured further into the cavern, where a huge, scary clam awaited us, protecting its precious pearl.

A grenade from Cap’n eliminated the clams minions and we began our assault upon its flesh in earnest. After slappin’ clam for some time it is Bart who finally, aided by Bertha, sends our adversary squirting into its death throes.

We tear the bowling ball sized pearl from the top of the boat and begin the walk back to our dinghy.

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